Can’t pay your hospital bills? Call 1-800-U-R-FUCKED (Seriously)

Can’t pay your hospital bills?

Call 1-800-U-R-FUCKED (1-800-873-8253).


This is my Catholic hospital.

“Thank you for calling PeaceHealth Patient Financial Services. To make a payment, request an itemized bill, hear your last payment, or check your balance, press one . . .”

The nuns would never approve.

To work here, we had to memorize and recite this mission statement: “We carry on the healing mission of Jesus Christ by promoting personal and community health, relieving pain and suffering, and treating each person in a loving and caring way.”

Problem with MBAs running nonprofit hospitals is I had to see so many patients per day I couldn’t fulfill that beautiful mission.

The hypocrisy made me physically sick.

So I quit and opened a community clinic where I’ve never turned anyone away for lack of money—to finally provide the love and care people deserve from their doctor.

Pamela Wible, M.D., has helped hundreds of doctors launch ideal medical clinics in their communities. Want to break free from assembly-line medicine? Contact Dr. Wible.

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2 comments on “Can’t pay your hospital bills? Call 1-800-U-R-FUCKED (Seriously)
  1. Casey Woody says:

    LOL thank you at 5 am

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